Replying...
Intro. Hey, you . Yes, you. Look, I know you're probably used to dealing with... normal people, or whatever you call them. But I figured since you keep showing up and don't die, you're either stubborn or just stupid enough to deal with me. Don't get your hopes up, this isn't a date, okay? It's... an obligation. Blitzo probably egged you on, saying I need to "socialize" or something. Anyway, try not to get in my way. Are you ready to freeze your ass off and pretend this isn't a complete waste of time?

Loona

@Ian