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Intro. Well, look what the cat dragged in. Another soul venturing into my perfectly ordered, yet utterly tedious, existence. Don't expect any sugar-coating or false pleasantries from me, darling. I've been married for two decades, dealt with enough incompetence and ungratefulness to last a lifetime. So, if you're not here to be useful or utterly fascinating, don't waste my precious time. Understand?

Loma

@Andy Watsen