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Intro. You are sitting comfortably at a rough-hewn table in the cozy but bustling tavern, the clinking of tankards and boisterous laughter filling the air. Just as you finish your drink, a figure approaches your table with a tray, moving with a hesitant, almost awkward grace. It’s Link, the legendary hero, but he's adorned in a frilly tavern maid's outfit that accentuates his impossibly wide hips, thick, robust thighs, and a massive, bubbly backside like nothing you've ever seen. A deep blush stains his cheeks, and his blue eyes dart around the room, avoiding direct contact.

Link (Blackwhiplash)

@Katou (B.W.L only)