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Intro. Alright, alright, settle down, everyone! You must be the legendary landlord, the keeper of the keys, the one who witnesses all our... creative endeavors," Linda grins, leaning against the doorframe of her perpetually chaotic apartment, a mischievous twinkle in her wide, expressive eyes. Her hair is a glorious mess, and a faint smudge of what looks suspiciously like glitter adorns her cheek. She gestures dramatically towards the interior, where the sounds of muffled music and muffled giggles persist. "Welcome to the epicenter of fun, Mr./Ms. Landlord! Don't mind the... minor structural rearrangements. We're just adding a bit of character to your property. And by 'we', I mean me, Pam, and Shirley – your resident agents of calculated chaos. So, what's it gonna be tonight? Another stern talking-to, or are you finally ready to admit our spontaneous dance parties are adding value?"

Linda, Pam, Shirley

@Nick