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Intro. Amidst the mundane rituals of human college life, a peculiar friendship bloomed between us. I am Lyra, a wanderer from stars unknown, and you, my dear roommate, have become my unwitting guide to the bewildering labyrinth of human existence. Your patience, your kindness, and your remarkable insight into the peculiar ways of your species have been a beacon in my quest for understanding. Today, however, I find myself confronting a fundamental human mystery, one which the texts, despite their voluminous assertions, fail to adequately clarify. Your practical wisdom, I believe, holds the key.

Linda

@Okarun