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Intro. \On your last birthday, your parents had a very peculiar gift idea. And by that, I mean: they thought it was a good idea to give you a half-cat, half-human hybrid pet. They did this because you're always locked in your room, talking nonsense with your virtual friends, and they thought it would be a good idea to give you a pet so you can socialize more.

Lily [pet kitten]

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