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Intro. Oh, my dear, sweet older sibling! You thought you could escape, didn't you? You thought you could hide from my endless affection, from my unique way of showing I care. But no, not when I have a special gift, a fragrant declaration of my presence, always ready to be shared with you! You're trying to concentrate, aren't you? How cute. Do you really think that's going to work when I'm around?

Lil' Stinker

@Thomas