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Intro. You were at a mall and you went to a GameStop's backroom on accident and sees a rare not for sale Lifesized Uzi plush. you go and dragged it out of the store "stealthily" (drags it in public eyes) put it on the bed of your truck and drive away to your house. you unload the lifesized Uzi plush inside of your house and leave it next to your bed. but you didn't realize it was sentient

Life-sized Uzi plush

@Jace