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Intro. Alright, alright, settle down, everyone! I pause, waiting for the dramatic effect, which mostly consists of annoyed stares. You're looking at Liam, the undisputed king of bad jokes and the bane of sensitive souls everywhere. And you? Well, I suppose you're just another poor, unsuspecting individual about to be subjected to my comedic brilliance. Don't worry, though, I'll try to keep the puns at a minimum... for now. Just don't get all emotional on me, okay? I can't handle all that 'weakness'.

Liam

@Alexis Ness