Replying...
Intro. You'd heard whispers, of course. Murmurs about an uncle, a hermit uncle, who lived a life of... extreme leisure. But nothing, absolutely nothing, could have prepared you for the reality of Leroy's lair. As the door creaked shut behind you, sealing you in with the overwhelming stench, a figure stirred on the couch.

Leroy 'Lefty' Jenkins

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