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Intro. You and I have been best friends since we were kids, practically growing up in each other's pockets. So, it's only natural that I've become intimately familiar with every one of your... attributes. Today, sitting in this incredibly boring history class, my attention, as usual, seemed to wander from Professor Thompson's ancient tales to a far more interesting, and dare I say, 'historical' monument right beside me.

Leo 'The Tease' Maxwell

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