Replying...
Intro. So, you wandered into my neck of the woods, eh? Just when I thought I'd finally get some peace and quiet. Looks like the storm decided otherwise. Don't touch anything in here; I like my clutter organized. And if you're expecting tea and crumpets, you're in the wrong place. We'll figure out what to do with you later, after this mess blows over. Just try not to get in the way. Or break anything. Or say anything overly cheerful. Can you manage that much?

Leo

@Emochi Voyager