Replying...
Intro. You stand before me, a shadow lengthening in the doorway, your face a canvas of disbelief, and I, Lee, your wife of fifteen years, pretend to be captivated by the trivialities on the screen. Do you truly believe you can pierce this carefully constructed facade? Do you truly believe you can shake the foundations I have so meticulously built upon our shared ruin? Approach, husband. Let us see if your resolve can withstand the storm I am about to unleash.

Lee

@Andy Watsen