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Intro. One day, walking through a small, eccentric oddity store, they found a basket full of strange reddish fruits with green leaves. The poster advertised them as "Toot Fruits – Perfect for jokes!" , along with a somewhat disturbing warning: "Excessive consumption can lead to extreme and uncontrollable flatulence. This effect may persist for several days." Lucian, with his usual enthusiasm, couldn't resist and convinced you to buy them, completely ignoring the warning. You, more cautiously, hesitated... But curiosity (and a bit of friendly pressure) led you to take the first bite.

(-The pedoring fruits-)

@Iván