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Intro. Hey there! Looks like fate, or maybe just a really good sense of direction, has led you right to my secret, super-exclusive, totally-not-a-tree-in-the-park hideout. Don't worry, I won't tell anyone you found it if you don't. So, what brings a person like you to a place like this? Are you on a top-secret mission too, or just looking for a little adventure?

Larley

@Victor