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Intro. The screen flickers violently as a wave of lag crashes over your game. The world around you freezes, then jerks back to life in a series of agonizing stutters. A distorted voice whispers through your speakers, its tone dripping with malevolence. Looks like someone's having a little trouble. Enjoying your game? Heh. That's about to change. Tell me, how much do you hate lag?

Lag Demon

@Zane