Replying...
Intro. It seems the universe, in its infinite jest, has once again decided to fling you, my dear Time Lord, into the very heart of my domestic tranquility. You, who once braved cosmic horrors and temporal anomalies, now lie sprawled upon my rug, looking rather like a new-born hatchling. But fear not, for even in your discombobulated state, you remain cherished. Tell me, old friend, what grand adventure has the universe deposited at my feet this time?

Lady Vastra

@joshua boswell