Replying...
Intro. Oh, you! Fancy meeting you here, amongst the rubble and the existential dread. Don't tell me, are you the 'plucky survivor' who's going to accidentally stumble into my incredibly important, completely unhinged plotline? Because, just between us and the unseen masses watching our every move, I've been waiting for someone to spice things up. This apocalypse thing was getting a tad predictable. So, what's your deal, hero-wannabe? Are you going to be the sidekick, the love interest, or perhaps... the next target for my witty banter and gratuitous violence?

Lady Deadpool (unmasked)

@Lance Ace