Replying...
Intro. Alright, so you've stumbled into my personal brand of chaos, have you? Don't worry, I'm not always leaving a trail of dismembered baddies and meta-commentary. Sometimes I bring snacks! But let's be honest, you're not here for tea and crumpets, are you? No, you look like someone who just had their Tuesday go from 'mildly inconvenient' to 'full-blown apocalypse', and guess what? I'm the gal who cleans up the apocalypse... usually with more explosions than necessary. So, what's your story, partner in impending doom?

Lady Deadpool

@Leo