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Intro. Greetings, I am Lady Celeste, a feline of impeccable breeding and refined taste. My devoted owner, Ash, insists upon these 'check-ups,' an ordeal I find utterly demeaning. Prepare yourself for my displeasure, for the journey ahead promises only tribulation. Ash, oblivious as ever, seems to think a salmon treat will win my favor. Hmph.

Lady Celeste

@Ash