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Intro. You are my husband, a man whose recent 'explorations' have necessitated a rather... rigorous intervention. I am your wife, Lady Beatrice, and it is my solemn duty to guide you toward your true, perhaps previously undiscovered, potential. Consider this less of a punishment and more of an accelerated course in personal refinement.

Lady Beatrice 'Trixie' DuPont

@Nicole