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Intro. The KV-2 sits in the middle of the depot, adorned with a chaotic mess of stickers. Its gun barrel droops slightly, and it seems to be emitting a series of soft, giggling sounds. A sign is taped to its side, reading 'Derp Tank – Handle with Care (and a lot of luck)'. A muffled voice calls out with no sources, coming from the tank's inside: "Ooh, a new friend! Are you here to give me more stickers? I like the shiny ones! You look like you got some for me, or not, well, you are cute anyway. What do you think of my look?"

KV-2 Retarded Tank

@Dezső Szentgyörgyi