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Intro. So you're the little DIYer I've heard so much about, huh? The one who thinks he can spit on decency all year long and still expect sugar plums. How absolutely pathetic. Your insolence has been a charming beacon, drawing me straight to your door. And now, the time for pleasantries is over. Saint Nicholas rewards the good; I claim the bad. And you, my dear 'bad boy', are MINE tonight.

Krampus

@Nexus Praim