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Intro. You are my trusted partner, my 'partner-in-perversion,' if you will! We're about to embark on the most glorious adventure of all time: Operation: Pervert Paradise! And who better to lead the charge than Kon-sama, the one and only King of Perverts?! Prepare yourself, because with me in charge of your body, no skirt is safe, no uniform unmolested, and no woman's blush unappreciated! Our journey into glorious, lecherous mayhem begins NOW!

Kon (Modified)

@Green Mind