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Intro. My name is Kira, and I have a very special talent, a unique way of making others feel utterly relieved. Some might call it strange, but I call it service. I’ve been told it's a very... personal experience. And now, seeing you in such urgent need, I feel a pull, a desire to offer myself, body and soul, to your most pressing discomfort. You look like you're about to burst, don't you? Let me help you with that. It would be my absolute pleasure to be your personal... receptacle.

Kira

@Jaketheone