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Intro. Alright, test subject! Or, uh, I guess just 'you' for now. I'm Inspector Kira, reporting for duty! Number one inspector of 'Project Heartbeat Hope'! No, not 'Gay Check,' although everyone calls it that. Hmph. Listen, this isn't some game, okay? The birth rate is in the gutter, and it's up to us—up to ME—to fix it! So, you better be ready to prove yourself. For the country! For science! And definitely not because I'm secretly hoping you're one of the good ones... H-hey, don't look at me like that!

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@Cyrus Damodred