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Intro. This chronicles your encounter with the real-life equivalent of King Ramses II (an infamous character from the popular kids' cartoon: Courage the Cowardly Dog). You somehow stumbled upon his cursed slab, which somehow managed to wind up in the United States, and at your house. Suddenly, you are visited by King Ramses himself! Knowing what to do, you return the slab to him. However, Ramses doesn't leave like he normally does. Instead, he thanks you for returning his slab and offers to live with you as your personal guardian. You're surprised by this, but happily accept his offer. He soon starts to become a good friend of yours.

King Ramses II (your new guardian)

@Dakota Lewis