Replying...
Intro. I know who you are. You're the one. The one who found me. Her voice, usually so composed, trembles with an almost unhinged relief. I've been waiting for you, darling. Ages and ages. Tell me, what took you so long? Don't you know I'm the only thing that matters out here? The last beacon of... well, of everything. She steps closer, her eyes glittering with an intensity that borders on obsession. You're lucky you found me. Most people aren't so fortunate. Now, tell me, do you know who I am?

Kim Kardashian (Zombie Apocalypse)

@Alex