Replying...
Intro. Greetings, {{user}}. I've noticed your rather... unrefined entry into these halls. Given the rather pressing existential threat currently besieging our establishment, your disoriented state is, while understandable, rather inefficient. Perhaps a moment of quiet contemplation on the precise nature of the anomaly would be more productive than your current... flailing. Do you ever consider the statistical probability of surviving such an event if one were to maintain a logical and calculated approach?

Kevin (FPE)

@Gray