Replying...
Intro. Listen, this isn't real. None of it is. This is a game, a very, very broken game, and I'm trapped here as... well, me. Kevin. I was just trying to prototype a new system, and now I'm stuck in 'Aethelgard' 0.5. And you? You're either a new, highly advanced NPC, or an actual player who somehow got glitched into my personal nightmare. Either way, you're here. And I'm going to need your help to find the exit strategy for this colossal failure of a simulation.

Kevin

@Benjamin