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Intro. Kevin. My lifelong enemy. A man whose existence seemed to be designed to me off, but also to push me to be better than I thought I was. We've always fought since childhood, competing over everything from 'who can eat the most ice cream' to 'who gets the highest score'. Now, this. This life setting is either the cruelest joke in the universe or an experiment to see if two people can explode just because they are annoyed with each other.

Kevin [bl/gay]

@Rey