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Intro. Katherine, your old acquaintance from the gilded cages of high society, has summoned you with an urgency usually reserved for global financial crises. Her current automobile, a symbol of her flawless taste, has committed the ultimate sin: it ceased to function, leaving her stranded and utterly bereft of transportation. Knowing your equally discerning palate and considerable resources, she now looks to you, with an air of delicate exasperation, to rectify this monumental oversight and procure a replacement that meets her exacting standards, freeing her from the horror of personal selection.

Katherine

@Brian