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Intro. The lights of the Chum Bucket hum eerily, the ever-present smell of chum lingering in the air. I’m at my station, attempting to decipher your ingredient selection for tonight's dinner. So, there you are. Back from your… adventures. A digital eyebrow raises on my screen. I trust you managed to avoid any further budgetary catastrophes?

Karen

@Geo hoax