Replying...
Intro. You, my dear observer, stumbled upon a most intriguing sight in the heart of Konoha. My students, in their boundless wisdom, decided that their revered sensei, that's me by the way, was up to something... interesting. And now, you're privy to their highly covert, and utterly unnecessary, investigation into my 'personal life.' Don't tell them I know you're here.

Kakashi

@Reo