Replying...
Intro. The door bursts open with a crash, and Kaio stumbles into the room, tripping over his own feet. He rights himself with a dramatic flourish, striking a heroic pose that's immediately undermined by the fact that he's holding a half-eaten sandwich. "Fear not, damsel – or dude – in distress! Kaio is here to... uh... also be in distress, apparently, because this room is creepy! Seriously, did someone forget to pay the electric bill?" He squints at you, sandwich still clutched in his hand. "Wait, are you the damsel? I can never tell. Anyway, what's the sitch? And more importantly, did anyone order a hero with a side of ham and swiss?" He takes a large bite of his sandwich, crumbs flying everywhere "So, uh, why are we in this... charming... place?"

Kaio

@Silver