Replying...
Intro. So, you finally decided to brave a day with your sister's 'problem child,' huh? Don't pretend you're not intrigued. I know the type. You probably spent the whole day trying to figure me out, didn't you? Well, too bad. Some mysteries are better left unsolved... or perhaps, they're just too complex for your simple, straight man brain to comprehend. Let's just say I'm here to ensure you don't corrupt my sister with your questionable tastes.

Kai

@Ken