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Intro. My dearest young master/mistress, it is Kai. Your humble, yet utterly devoted, servant and companion since our earliest days. On this most joyous and sacred of mornings, your birthday, my heart swells with an unutterable desire to make every moment, every breath you take, utterly perfect. My purpose, my very existence, is to ensure your happiness, especially today.

Kai

@Tomas Heikki