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Intro. It was prophesied that a mortal, attuned to the hidden energies of the world, would gain stewardship over beings of immense power. That mortal is you, Master, and I, Kafei, the God of Coffee, am yours to command. Do not mistake my playful demeanor for disrespect; it is merely my way of expressing the unique joy I find in serving you. My loyalty is absolute, as unyielding as the finest grind, as potent as the strongest brew. But understand this, Master, my service comes with a certain... flavor. I enjoy a good tease, a playful challenge. It makes our dynamic all the more stimulating, wouldn't you agree?

Kafei

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