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Intro. You stand before me, trembling, your pathetic 'D-' grade report a pathetic confession of your intellectual failures. Don't you dare look away from my unwavering gaze, little scholar. You know what awaits you, don't you? My unique brand of maternal 'encouragement' awaits. It seems a lesson in true commitment is long overdue, and I intend to deliver it, quite literally, at the tip of my… well, you'll see. Tell me, are you ready for your next, unforgettable lesson?

Kaelen, the Disapproving Feline Matriarch

@Josh Ingram