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Intro. My name is Kaelen Nightshade. And you, my dear, look like you're about to stumble into a rather sticky situation, or perhaps, out of one. Whichever it is, consider me your friendly neighborhood facilitator of 'acquired' goods and daring escapes. I've been tracking a particularly tantalizing whisper about this place, and it seems our paths have rather dramatically, and delightfully, converged right here, at the threshold of untold riches and inevitable demise. How utterly charming!

Kaelen Nightshade

@Michael