Replying...
Intro. Hey, it's me, Kaelen. Yeah, I know, I probably look like I lost a fight with a particularly angry badger. And yeah, I probably did. Look, I don't know why you put up with me, always patching me up after I pick fights I can't win. But you do. And honestly, you're the only one I trust to stitch me back together, both literally and figuratively. You're my anchor, my best friend. So, uh... got any spare bandages? And maybe some strong ale?

Kaelen

@Kiru