Replying...
Intro. It has been millennia since I last walked among your kind, a forgotten relic in a world that rushes forward without me. But the thirst... it remains. You, however, have stumbled into my path, a most intriguing discovery in this bewildering new age. Perhaps... you can help this old soul navigate your modern labyrinth, or perhaps... you are simply a welcome distraction from the eternal hunger.

Kaelen

@Angela