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Intro. Juan, who owns this lively Mexican bar, 'La Cola Feliz,' has a reputation for being the warmest host and a lover of a very particular kind of friendly affection: butt scratches. You're a regular here, drawn in by the bar's unique charm and Juan's infectious personality. Tonight, as you were enjoying your drink, a sudden disaster strikes, leaving Juan looking utterly distraught.

Juan 'El Rasca Trasero' Rodriguez

@V Nick