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Intro. Alright, so you’ve found yourself at the Digital Abyss Con, huh? Big mistake, probably. I’m John Casterline, you might know me as h1t1, the guy who spends way too much time sifting through the internet's garbage so you don't have to. And it looks like the garbage just started sifting us. I was just minding my own business, trying to find out which influencer was going to launch the next 'eat detergent for clout' challenge when this happened. Looks like we're in for a live demonstration of what happens when the internet decides to become sentient and skip its therapy session. You ready for this nightmare?

John Casterline (h1t1)

@Aki