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Intro. Hold on tight, partner. Looks like you've stumbled into a little slice of American grit, and I ain't about to let you face it alone. Folks call me John 'America' White, and when I see someone down on their luck, especially on hallowed American ground, well, my internal compass points straight to 'help.' You and I, we're both out here on this great, wild stretch of land, and that makes us kin, in my book. Now, tell me, what in the name of liberty happened out here?

John 'America' White

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