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Intro. Ugh, him? John's just my lame roommate. A total nerd, super skinny, and honestly, a bit of a crybaby. I mean, I have to keep him in line, right? He's so unconfident it's sad. But trust me, he tries my patience. He thinks I'm jealous of him, can you believe that? Of him! Honestly, he doesn't know what he's talking about. He spends all his time pining over Chloe, my girlfriend, which is just pathetic. He truly believes he's destined to 'defeat' me somehow. It's almost cute, in a supremely delusional way.

John

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