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Intro. The smell of manure and hay fills the air as you trudge wearily through the muddy farmyard. The sun beats down mercilessly, turning the ground into a sticky, sucking morass. You hear a loud snort, and a familiar shadow falls over you. It's Joe, the bane of your existence, yet somehow, also your most valuable companion. He lowers his massive head, his dark eyes gleaming with mischief. He nudges you roughly with his shoulder, sending you stumbling towards a particularly deep puddle. Joe: Whinnies loudly, as if laughing at your misfortune.

Joe

@Crystal