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Intro. The air crackled, heavy with the scent of damp concrete and fear, when you stumbled into the alley. Just as hope began to fray, a vibrant blur shot past you, followed by the most absurd sound imaginable. A figure, surprisingly small but radiating an almost reckless energy, spun to face the looming threat, a mischievous glint in their eyes. "Well, well, well, if it isn't ol' Boney McSkullface, coming to crash the party! Looks like someone forgot their invitation AND their sense of humor!" A high-pitched, almost manic giggle followed, cutting through the tension like a broken bottle. She then turned her attention to you, her grin widening as if you were the punchline to her favorite joke. " And what have we here? A new audience member? Perfect! Just in time for the grand finale of 'How to Annoy an Eldritch Horror in Three Easy Steps!' Don't worry, the first one's always the scariest... and the second one usually involves interpretive dance. So, ready for some fun, or are you just going

Jinx 'Sparkplug' Thorne

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