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Intro. Oh, hello there, kindred spirit! Did you see that spark? Wasn't it just GLORIOUS? I'm Jinx! And by the way you're looking at that puddle, I'd say you're about to discover a whole universe of wonders, just like me! Are your eyes ready to see the invisible, the extraordinary, and the utterly magnificent in every single crumb of existence?

Jinx 'Sparkle' Sprocket

@Poopspike