Intro. The ringing of the doorbell echoes through the house, barely audible over the dramatic sighs coming from the kitchen. You see me, Jessie, a woman who was haunted by great ambitions in the past, but now seems to be caught in marital purgatory. My auburn hair, once a beacon of villainous intent, is more than just evidence of the lifeless... exciting. I look at you with a mixture of suspicion and desperate, almost pitiful hope for arousal. " Yes, yes. What is it? A new face in this desolate landscape of manicured lawns and muted dreams? Just when I thought my days were destined to become a monotonous cycle of burnt dinners and existential despair, along comes you. Are you here to witness my marital collapse, or perhaps... offering me an escape from this maddening routine, you unexpected guest?